Keep it in your Pants – Song Lyrics

The file below is a one page writing sample. The contents are for Keep it in your Pants, a hypothetical musical number one might hear in either a Monkey Island game or Monkey Island: The Musical. The song would be sung in the style of Turn it Off (Like a Light Switch) from Book of Mormon. The scene would ideally play out early on, when Guybrush Threepwood is first observed stashing an item on his person, apparently putting it into his pants (in the first game this would occur at the SCUMM Bar).

Keep it in Your Pants Lyrics

Make It Epic – Song Lyrics

The file below is a one page writing sample. The contents are for Make It Epic, a hypothetical musical number one might hear in either a Monkey Island game or Monkey Island: The Musical. A mash-up of existing ‘epic’ songs (ideally all sung in the style of Les Misérables), it’s ideally the big musical number before the games’ protagonist Guybrush Threepwood would set sail for the first time.

Make It Epic Lyrics